Friday, December 05, 2008

...just a dream


Continued from the last post. Please read this before you proceed.

“But that was just a dream, just a dream, just a dream…” Michael Stipe would’ve crooned. And I would not have bothered either, if it hadn’t happened the way it did.

Though it faded out smoothly, the waking was sudden, not the sit-up-sweating-sudden, but the eyes-wide-open-and-completely-alert-sudden, immediately reminding of that scene from The Matrix where Neo wakes in his room, after the night at the party where he “followed the white rabbit”. Was very similar to how the loud music at the party perfectly leads into the alarm clock sound.

The last thing I can remember is going to sleep in this train that I’m travelling from Bengaluru to Mumbai in. Mind you, I did not fall asleep in the middle of anything. Distinctly remember putting all my things- the valet, mobile phone, digital camera, headphones, everything away in safe places and then going to sleep. But when I woke up, everything except the valet was simply lying between me and the wall of the berth. And the valet was placed on my chest! As if to return something after some sinister business has been completed, and explicitly warn the victim. Like a decapitated pet.

Checked everything thoroughly, nothing was missing. Maybe it’s nothing, but if IT WAS YOU, TURN YOURSELF IN. NOW!

12 comments:

Pagan Winter said...

Remember that last coffee you drank...? Good to know you still dun miss anything from your wallet.

Am sure you'll be hooked on to chemics now...

Cliff Poncier said...

You are the most drugged out non druggie ever

Black Mamba said...

Yes I agree with Y2 ...

You have definitely mispelt the word "Wallet", I cannot imagine your male-servant(Valet) sitting on top of you when you are sleeping in a train !

Pagan Winter said...

@Mamba - rotfl

Actually I din notice the wrong spelling... :P

Hmm... Have to turn this incident into a Memento/Memoron related joke somehow...
Any inputs, as to what could have actually happened are welcome...

Black Mamba said...

What the hell is a Memento/Memoron ?

Black Mamba said...
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Black Mamba said...

Is it something like what happened with you me and ravi on Mars ?

AOneShoeMan said...

pagan, i havent hooked on or up with anyone yet...

cliff, i take the as a compliment, that's how wierd we are!

mamba!!!, you bitch, you love to make me feel stupid, dont u? and it's a glaring mistake, now that u've mentioned it

Pagan Winter said...

Loser!
This guy uses Word to compose his posts, just for the spell check...
Poor guy, doesn't know it doesn't have semantic check... :P

@Mamba - He's Memoron cos he has this condition, of not being able to remember things from the recent past. Teeny tiny RAM, you see...

Black Mamba said...

Dooode ...
Sorry that you feel that way !!!

Lets just say that I am envious of your writing skills and creativity and hence I want to ruin it for you by diverting the reader's attention ?

Heheh... (Sorry that was just a hiccup)

Black Mamba said...

Ok never mind all that ...

So did you call the cops ? Did they find any finger-prints (or DNA) on your valet.

Please be very careful while traveling on the train henceforth of possible travel First Class ! After all it is India we are talking about right !

Pagan Winter said...

"Please be very careful while traveling on the train "

Hah! This coming from you, of the people!